You Can't Do That on Television

Episode 2

Shoestring

Tim constantly tries to get a date with Cindy, but keeps looking like a fool, losing her to Jim and David. To add insult to injury, he keeps being forced into wearing a dress…and he can't seem to find his pants, forcing him to go home wearing a bright, pink dress.

Episode 3

Nickel and Dime

The main plot for this episode is unknown, but it featured kids' jokes and opinions filmed at the Winterloo slide at Ottawa's N.A.C.

Episode 4

Peanuts

Episode 5

Repeat

Episode 6

Ottawa Director

Only one scene remains in existence from this episode. In the scene Tim is the dungeon and is told not to pull the chains. He does not listen and gets slimed.

Episode 7

St. Patrick's Day

Lisa keeps scheming to get Bradfield slimed, but her plans keep backfiring and result in her getting slimed several times.

Episode 8

Backstage

The show is back on live after spending the previous week taping a show for network television.

Episode 9

Executive Washroom

The network executives have a party on the set and leave money behind. When the cast goes to pick it up, Ross quickly confiscates the cash, claiming it is useless play money. Mr. Dime and Seth Pool get into a battle over the Executive Bathroom, when the lock keeps being changed. Christine, Sarah, Jim, and Mike keep trying to get each other slimed or pied.

Episode 10

Boring

Features kids' jokes filmed the week before at the Bayshore Shopping Mall in Ottawa.

Episode 11

Straitjackets

Episode 12

Local Show

Episode 13

Sore Foot

The shows sees its last of Mr. L. Dime and all the CJOH jokes.

Episode 14

End of the Life